I'm SO bored NOW.
Hmm.. what to do?
oh yeah!
I can't send u all e powerpoint yet.
BECAUSE IM STILL TO LAZY TO FINISH!

i went sam's house today. we play audi.
and we discovered 1,2-something, step, is it?
oh oh and we play this chat thingy called maid marian - SO RETARDLY FUN!

this is chapter one of my NEW BOOK, adventures of SUPER shan, SUPERsam and Super Nicole..
(its VERY retarded.)

“Gay! Gay! GAY!” Nicole, Shanelle and Samantha scrambled out of their offices. They ran into the hall. Nicole slipped and fell on the hard parquet floor. “OFPH!” Shan went “Har Har” Sam reached her destination first. Damn that SuperSpeed. “Gay! GAY!!” She picked up the receiver to the Gay phone ™, a large antique phone which was painted red by Nicole a few years ago (due to being bored next to a paint can).

“Hello, Gay Team!” answered Sam.
“Hi Sam! It’s Egg! I need your Help!” Said Eggna Phua, manager of the popular club, Ministry of Eggs. Eggna was holding a halloWeenie party at the club later tonight.
“Hello?” said Nicole and Shan simultaneously, picking up the extension, Gay Phone ™ 2 and 3.“Someone broke into my club my stole all my Weenies! And they also stole the black. And they replaced it with… with… PINK! There will NOT be a Weenie Party until my weenies are returned!”
“NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!” said Sam, confidently.
“THEME MUSIC!” shouted Nicole.

“I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie!” blared out of the loudspeaker.
“OTHER ONE!” said Sam.
The mission impossible theme song started. Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, The trio ran towards the poles and slid down. Nicole lost her grip. As Shan and Sam slid stealthy down their poles, Nicole just went “OFPH!”
“Okay, where did we park the invisible Gay Mobile?” said Shan. Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang,
“Found it!” said Sam.
Dang, Dang, Dang! Dang, Dang Dang!
The Gay Team zoomed out of the carpark.
They pulled out of their drive in Gay Team Headquarters (Blk 888), drove past Block’s house (Blk 887) and Nat’s house (Blk 886) and pulled into the Ministry of Eggs (Blk 885). “Why do we need a car for that?” asked Nicole. “ So we look cool,” answered Shanelle. “We’re nothing without the car.”